April 10, 2008
"I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. There would never be an escalator temporarily out of order sign, only an escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience."

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- Mitch Hedberg (via jessta)

So speaks someone who’s never actually been to a shopping mall, airport, or basically anywhere, ever. 

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